BREAKING NEWS: 15 September 2005

The English take the Ashes from Australia -
A spectacle not seen since  Paula Yates returned with Michael Hutchence in a pot

Harvey Nichols cosmetics prices shoots through the roof

Wealthy white man falls over in New Hampshire. Bush promises $15 billion in aid Latest suicide trend: Death by bigots - Angst ridden teenagers walk in to mosques and start questioning the holiness
of Mohammed		  George Bush is the Antichrist

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